This transition from beer to wine is proving so exquistely banal I despaired of trapping anyone within auditory range of my discoveries, so I thought I would share some of them therefore with thou you.
That’s the legally required warning, if you continue reading don’t whine to me later.
I have yet to find a Chilean Carmeneré [...]
Maybe, no, OK probably drunk now
Fuck you’s all around
Scarborough starts the day with an on air “fuck you.”
Fuck you too Joe.
Balloon juice has a mea culpa to offset Scarborough’s George Carlin moment. And, let’s be honest, Scarborough could have been much, much worse. He could have done a Steven Lipski.
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I watched Sixty Minutes last night mostly just to see the story this video [...]
Comma list
Over the course of the rest of our lifetimes, this following list of common and not so common words will become a sort of working Bible for comics and comedians. See if you can guess why.
DRAMA
mama
pajama
bramah
comma
Yokohama
llama
trauma
Trauma’s a little lame but trust me, that won’t stop people. It’s a very short list to work from, although [...]
I concur
And with that McCain exits with some class, already positioning himself to lead the minority party in the Senate.
I would go read some wingnut blogs right now, but having grown up Lutheran I don’t believe I should be that happy in this lifetime.
Crap, I really don’t mean to keep changing the name of this post
Two beers and three “adjustments” later I find I’m much less anxious about the election results. I am, however, a bit concerned that the Left Handed Twin Sisters is generating a burp that I’d usually associate with bourbon, categorized by taste and strength. Early:
McCain takes Kentucky, Obama gets Vermont, giving McCain an 8-3 lead [...]
Republicans being Republicans
Ducked into Target and heard one of the deli workers telling another one that Obama wasn’t even an American. I stopped dead in my tracks. Another shopper snorted derisively and moved away. I turned to the worker and said loudly, “you must listen to the same radio station as my mother does.”
I don’t think she [...]
The dying of the right (may be hazardous to children, your IRA, and actors)
Anne Pressly died Saturday night as a result of her injuries stemming from a brutal beating a week ago. Most likely she was attacked because of her acting work as an Ann Coulter style pundit in Oliver Stone’s movie W.
Unrelated, I’m sure, but elsewhere in Arkansas two students are dead on the University of Central [...]
B for branded
Got this from Rob in Chicago but declined to use it because my impression was that the McCain-Palin campaign didn’t touch the mugger story concocted by a mentally ill campaign worker.
Then I read this:
McCain Communications Director Gave Reporters Incendiary Version Of “Carved B” Story Before Facts Were Known
By Greg Sargent – October 24, 2008, 5:12PM
John [...]
Infuckingcredible!
Lame and seriously unfunny hardly begins to describe the shitty and petulant way the right has behaved of late. From the substantial flagrancy of shopworn lies to eliminationist thugery (sic) to insults yet to come, they have behaved very, very badly.
Michele Bachmann’s clueless cheapshots against non-wingnut Americans offended so many Kossacks that the Daily Kos [...]
Blog quiz
Let’s see how long it takes for one of you to come up with the author of this post:
Since this is filtered through Bloglines and my Firefox preferences, you’re probably seeing a different font than you’re used to.
Leave your answers in the comments.
Re: the request, freeping online polls is bush league anyhow. The more people [...]
