Interesting, my top referrer today is the Orwell Blog. Apparently their readers can’t resist clicking on a trackback called “Hot girl on girl action.”
As a reward to the Couchpundit for catching my egregious ABBA error, I’m frontloading last week’s winners and this week’s quiz.
And, if you’ve got the bandwidth, here’s a hi-def digital video that helps explain what all the fuss is about.
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Dept. of no surprises here:
Goodling’s immigration judges rule against asylum-seekers more often
Three more Gitmo prisoners committed suicide in early June (details just now emerging)
Kobe stars as Redeem Team wins
After leftists win free elections in Bolivia, US-supported terrorists attack from Colombian side of border
McCain’s father-in-law was mobbed-up convicted felon
New study shows 20% of Americans are mentally retarded
China blocked iTunes after Olympians began downloading pro-Tibetan music
Kentucky cops drive 4000+ miles to arrest wrong man
Diebold admits their voting machines suck
Fair goers inspiration for Bacon Manhattan
EMI sues band for $30 million after never paying them a dime in royalties despite platinum-level sales
Fox News takes sides in Denver
Joe Biden reads Romanian body language flawlessly
Hunt Oil used administration insiders to nail down Kurdish oil deal
St Paul restaurants jack up prices for RNC delegates
Arrested artist James Powderly admits Chinese had cause:
(no, not very subtle)
Those lines for new products outside stores that aren’t Apple? chances are it’s a PR stunt
RIAA distributes education comics to school kids that contains outright lies
RIAA exec to ESA: lawsuits against video game pirates to follow
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Life-changing news:
Carbs and sugars tell brain to keep eating after you’re full
FTC outlaws pre-recorded sales calls, but fails to note how they’ll enforce that ruling
When your printer runs out of ink, it’s not out of ink — new patch let one user run 8 mos. on “empty” cartridge
Microsoft has “a problem”
Rep. Stephanie Tubbs (R.I.P.) one of few Democrats to cry foul over Bush’s stolen 2004 re-selection
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Maya Soetoro-Ng, Obama’s half sister
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TC Daily Liberal says that Franken’s starting to hit his stride, and has Al’s latest videos as proof. The fish you’ve seen, but the fishing trip spot ain’t bad either.
Am I ready to endorse Al? Not quite, not after reading this:
Chad Hartman/KFAN interviewed DFL Senate candidate Al Franken at the State Fair this afternoon. They touched upon sports and Franken said that he and his son/his family “really pay a lot of attention to Minnesota sports” but don’t follow the Wolves. When asked why, Franken replied that he “just never got into the Timberwolves.”
Al’s an ex-prep wrestler, so I can see where he’s coming from, but not being a fan of Kevin Garnett? Dude — he was the best show in town!
I smell a Knicks fan.
No endorsement — not until this is cleared up!
In other basketball news, Jason Kidd now 56-0 in Olympic play.
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In Spanish with English translation:
Daddy Yankee Gasoline Lyrics
Songwriters: N/A Songwriters: N / A
(Who’s this?) (Who’s this?)
(Da-Ddy!) (Ddy-Da!)
(Yan-Kee!)
unito mambapa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Zumbale mambo pa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Zumbale mambo pa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa’ que le den… So they can get ready for what’s coming to them (ass!) …
(Duro!) Mami, ya yo se que tu no te me vas a quitar… (Hard!) Mami, and I know that your not you’re going to remove me …
(Duro!) Lo que me gusta es que tu te dejas llevar… (Hard!) What I like is that you leave your carry …
(Duro!) Todos los weekend’es ella sale a vacilar.. (Hard!) All weekend it does not falter ..
(Duro!) Mi gata no para de janguear, porque… (Hard!) My pussy does not stop [janguear], because …
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina As loves gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina (As loves gasoline)
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Ella prende las turbinas She turned turbines
No discrimina It does not discriminate
No se pierde ni un party de marquesina It is not lost nor a party of marquee
Se asicala hasta pa’ la esquina It ASICAL up pa ‘corner
Luce tan bien que hasta la sombra le combina Luce so well that even the shadow it combines
Asesina, me domina Killer, I dominates
Janguea en carros, motoras y limosinas Janguea in cars, motorboats and limos
Llena su tanque de adrenalina Fill your tank of adrenaline
Cuando escucha reggaeton en las bocinas When listening to reggaeton rappers
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina As loves gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina As loves gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Aqui nosotros somos los mejores, no te me ajores Here we are the best, I do not ajores
En la pista nos llaman “Los Matadores” On the track we call “The Slayers”
Tu haces que cualquiera se enamore You make that anyone is enamore
Cuando bailas al ritmo de los tambores When dance to the beat of drums
Esto va pa’ las gatas de to’s colores This goes pa ‘to the pussy’s colors
Pa’ las mayores, pa’ las menores Pa. ‘the largest, pa’ lower
Pa’ las que son mas zorras que los cazadores Pa ‘which are more foxes that hunters
Pa’ las mujeres que no apagan sus motores Pa. ‘women who do not turn off their engines
Tenemos tu y yo algo pendiente We have something you and I pending
Tu me debes algo y lo sabes Your me something and you know what
Conmigo ella se pierde Between them she loses
No le rinde cuentas a nadie He was not accountable to anyone
Tenemos tu y yo algo pendiente We have something you and I pending
Tu me debes algo y lo sabes Your me something and you know what
Conmigo ella se pierde Between us she loses
No le rinde cuentas a nadie He was not accountable to anyone
unito mambapa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Zumbale mambo pa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Zumbale mambo pa’ que mis gatas prendan los motores… Turn up the mambo my pussies turn on their engines …
Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa’ que le den… So they can get ready for what’s coming to them (ass!) …
(Duro!) Mami, ya yo se que tu no te me vas a quitar… (Hard!) Mami, and I know that your not you’re going to remove me …
(Duro!) Lo que me gusta es que tu te dejas llevar… (Hard!) What I like is that you leave your carry …
(Duro!) Todos los weekend’es ella sale a vacilar.. (Hard!) All weekend it does not falter ..
(Duro!) Mi gata no para de janguear, porque… (Hard!) My pussy does not stop [janguear], because …
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina As loves gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
A ella le gusta la gasolina She likes gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
Como le encanta la gasolina As loves gasoline
(Da me mas gasolina!) (Give me more gasoline!)
No shocker here: Daddy Yankee just endorsed John McCain.
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Bullshit on the Wolves. Some of us like basketball, and therefore don’t follow the NBA.
I did like the idea of Garnett, though.
C’mon, can you imagine any candidate dissing the Vikings?
Ha ha! I used to work at the NCSC. (The RIAA comic.) It’s actually more a case of ignorance than malice. (At least as near as I and my contacts can tell.)
p2pnet.net has better coverage:
http://www.p2pnet.net/story/16806
Want a copy? I have, like, four.
Off-topic, but did the Strib just add some legalese on top of their comments section? I don’t remember noticing this CYA language in the past:
“Comments are subject to the site’s terms of use and do not necessarily reflect the opinion or approval of the Star Tribune. Readers whose comments violate the terms of use may have their comments removed or all of their content blocked from viewing by other users without notification.”
(I don’t know why I think you might have noticed when this appeared–you are my go-to blog for the steady decline of the Strib, I guess.)
I think that was there before, but I’m not sure for how long.