Team “Bridge Collapse”

Thought I’d be gone by now, but since I’m still around, here’s the winning Minnesota infrastructure demolition team members. They’ll be moving on to the next round in St. Paul on September 2 for the championship round in the Who Can Destroy America? contest.
Putting Marty “fuck the Democrats” Seifert and Steaming Turd Blossom on the bottom [...]

Hillary, exit stage right . . .

“We need to respect those 48 states that did not violate the rules.”
Howard Dean, at today’s DNC Rules Cmte. meeting
 

Arresting the rape victim, not the rapist

Obama at the Xcel Center Tuesday night!
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The evil fucks who rule our country have launched countermeasures to make it harder for Obama to restore the rule of law after he’s elected.
Democracy, American Style: Republicans are elected to do whatever they like, Democrats are elected so they can negotiate with Republicans to arrive at mutually satisfactory [...]

Mixed (not the same as random) set

It’s Friday, here’s what’s in this week’s download:
 

 
From the spiritual to bluesy to a bit of funk and then yet another cover of Tezeta, which I’m coming to suspect translates from Amharic as Louie, Louie.
Click here, then scroll down and click FREE, wait on the timer and then download the entire 70MB set with just [...]

FSM approved

Tales from our brave, new Bushian world, part LXVII.
As a teen I had a fantasy that was quite similar to this story. 
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You think you understand just how nasty it’s gotten out there, then you read something else that makes you realize that the lying corporate fucks have stolen everything from us, and that it’s time [...]

Frankenporn

The Strib is ginning up as much controversy as they can over Al Franken’s Playboy article from eight years ago. This would be the same daily newspaper that gave The Clit Diaries a headline and review when that show came to town. But that was pre-Avista, and this is post-fuck the Democrats, we need a [...]

GOoPers for Obama

Here’s an eyewitness update to the rice “shortage” situation here in the Twin Cities. Walking through an Asian food warehouse just now, I saw three quarter-block long aisles packed with pallets, each stacked ten feet high with bags of rice. 
Shortages are created by hysterical reporters and exacerbated by lying cameras. There is NO shortage of [...]

Wingnuts uncover Oceania spy

 
Too funny. [more funny]
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Another explanation of this would be that young viewers are Obama supporters, and were repulsed by Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopolous’s craptacular debate performance.
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Curmudgeon has gone singular, and I’m doing the beast of burden thing on Saturday to help out. There’s also a rumor I’m serving the papers, partly because I have [...]

McClellanized for your protection

Little Scotty sure pissed off his friends, all of whom took time from their busy schedules yesterday to go on the air to trash McClellan. So far, everything I’ve read rings true.
The cult of the lying liars is beginning to unravel. Most interesting was Dan Bartlett’s comment that Scotty was giving voice to “an outrageous accusation [...]

Guy stuff

I’m watching the Stanley Cup game between Detroit and Pittsburgh on NBC while listening to the Bullets-Celtics game on the intertubes. The same intertubes currently fetching me parts 3 and 4 of the National Geographic’s “The Mafia.” Likewise Ninja Tunes’ ZEN TV, and some fan’s scans of all the early Action comics. Ditto a 3.8GB [...]