The other big news item today seems to be the appearance of the $1 billion girl, topless, in Vanity Fair.
She didn’t get paid for the shoot. Remember that the next time someone tells you that “free” content can’t make you money.
Otoh, Britney Spears got paid for those Pepsi commercials that helped Bob Dole rediscover boners. Then again, Britney’s not a billionaire. And because this is America, home of corporate lobbyists and whackjob fundamentalists, I can watch those Britney commercials over and over again on my TIVO, even if possession of digitally manufactured child porn will send me to prison for 10-20 years of involuntary AIDS injections.
Remember: it’s only legal if someone who’s already rich makes all the money from it. And you’re only a hypocritical horn dog if click on this link to see the pictures.
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Krugman trash talks John McCain while Bill Kristol pretends to give some advice to Hillary Clinton.
Meanwhile, the only man to gain the world’s respect as an ex-President lectures us on the Middle East. You tell ‘em Brother Jimmy!
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Katherine Kersten works so hard to squash any attempt at letting Muslims have their own schools, but despite her valiant efforts, no one pays any attention to her.
Not so in NYC, where they just fired a Muslim principal. And don’t even think about making a Jew York City crack! No, seriously — don’t. Anymore it’s as much the ethnic Catholics as it is the observant Jewry. Just proving, once again, that religious idiots is a term that needs no further clarification. All religions produce idiots, and many let them be in charge.
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Why? Because the first corporation that locks in a monopoly on rotting children’s teeth wins Satan’s favor.
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OK, given my lead story, I guess I can’t pretend this isn’t news.
Even if I have no clue who Mindy McCready is or why this slut tried to break up Roger Clemens marriage.
Hmm, maybe that was a little harsh. Maybe she was just doing him to get some cheap steroids.
UPDATE: Whoopsie! I just read the whole article and apparently McCready was 15 years old when the affair started. OK, I guess this really is newsworthy. By corporate news standards, anyhow.
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